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A Twankgate Ditty

What’s your twitter rank? it said –
we’ll tell you how you rate!
I should have turned the other way
and not have tempted fate

But no-one else will find me out
if I uncheck the box!
I ummed and ahhed and thought quite hard
and then I joined the flocks

of tweeps who really had to click
to see what Twank would say
but O the shame to see my tweet
appear, to my dismay

O fool is me! “Such vanity!”
said brightonargusjo
“Who gives a twank about this prank?
I’d really like to know!”

And finally we all agreed
we none of us were berks,
and Twankgate taught us yet again
an opt-out never works.

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