Author: Robin Houghton

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Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

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Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

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You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

The view, looking back

Royal Opera House
The view, looking back

I’m just taking a moment to post what will probably be my last of 2018, and I have to be careful not to descend into a sort of ’round robin’ where I refer to myself in the third person, blurt out a list of frightening achievements and try to put a positive spin on any chronic ailments with a sad emoji, etc etc. Actually I have nothing new to declare on the chronic ailments front, so HURRAH for that. Frightening achievements? Hmmm… let me see. I think that’s also a no. BUT this was the year…

I joined the Poetry Book Society

… a ‘Black Friday’ deal had me. Then after receiving my first book, Raymond Antrobus’s The Perseverance I was on a train to a friends’ reunion and realised I’d forgotten the ‘wrapped pre-loved paperback’ for the Secret Santa. So I wrapped Ray’s half-read book in a page from the Guardian and sacrificed it. The recipient seemed delighted with the book though – my consolation, and a reminder to give poetry more often to people who don’t buy poetry books.

I went to the Forward Prize readings

…having heard they were ‘different’ to the T S Eliots, plus a poet friend pulled together a few of us to be fangirls and boys for amazingly talented and unbelievably modest Abigail Parry. She didn’t win, but I loved the readings, especially Danez Smith who read this poem as a spellbinding encore.

I didn’t book to go to the T S Eliot Prize Readings in January 2019

This is the first one I’ve missed in (I think) five or six years. But having been to the Forwards, and bearing in mind the difficulties of getting to the South Bank on a Sunday in January, I thought I’d give it a miss. In previous years the experience has been enhanced for me by attending Katy Evans Bush‘s workshop the day before the readings, in which the shortlisted books are discussed. I’m not sure if she’s running it this year, but if she I highly recommend it.

Telltale Press launched its first and last anthology

A superb way to wrap up the Telltale experiment (for now…)

Cinnamon published a pamphlet of mine

A huge relief to get this ‘out the door’, and almost as exciting as actual publication was being shortlisted for the Poetry Business Pamphlet Competition (oh that was last year, so excuse me for STILL milking it, he he.)

I wrote a booklet on how to get published in UK poetry mags

… and it’s selling a lot better than the pamphlet – surprise!

I was turned down for an ACE grant (again)

… however hard I try I can’t tick the right boxes.

I took part in a radio recording ‘with’ Alice Oswald

… OK, she was definitely in the recording. My little voice might not make the cut at all – but hey! I was there 🙂

Also …I went on a lovely Garsdale Retreat week with Ian Duhig, and blogged (blagged?) my way through the charming Swindon Poetry Festival, managed (just about) a ‘dry’ November, perfected my front crawl in the tiny local swimming pool, discovered the joy of yoga, sang in Westminster Abbey and Canterbury Cathedral and experienced my first live ballet at the Royal Opera House no less. All this and a fantastic summer in the garden. Life is good.

Although I’ve been writing poetry, I haven’t been sending poems out as much as previous years, which means I’ve only had a handful of poems published. But the first collection is starting to have a shape, and I have a good feeling about it (you have to, don’t you?) AND a good poet friend has got me into freelance features writing again, so there are things coming up on that front in 2019.

Thank you so much for reading, commenting on and supporting this blog. I hope the season of goodwill is good for you, wherever and however you spend it. Here’s to whatever you look forward to.

Robin xxx

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Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

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You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

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Unleash your creativity

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Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

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Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

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You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

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Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

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You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

Alice Oswald at the BBC

Alice Oswald at Book Club

 

Something different. I answered the Poetry Society’s call for audience members at a recording of BBC Radio 4’s ‘Book Club’. The guest poet being interviewed by James Naughtie was Alice Oswald. I’ve heard the stories about Alice rarely giving interviews or readings, and since the session was to discuss her 2016 collection Falling Awake (which I loved), I thought it would be fun to do.

I’d never been to the iconic Broadcasting House before, so that in itself was exciting. I wanted to take a photo of the huge Latin inscription in the foyer but I was a bit intimidated by all the security and number of people standing around wearing headsets and keeping an eye on the poets as we all loitered waiting to be ‘called in’.  I just assumed the audience members would be poets, and I wasn’t far wrong. There was a large group of people from Poet in the City for starters. And I was happy to spot a familiar face in Cheryl Moskowitz.

The discussion/recording took place in the Council Chamber, a semi-circular wood-panelled room which dates from when the building was first opened in 1931. Huge portraits of past Director-Generals look down on you, and the Art Deco is everywhere, including the lovely clock face above the fireplace. For me, it was worth going just to see all that!

Art Deco fireplace at the Beeb

There were about thirty in the audience, and quite a few of us got the chance to ask a question. Alice’s answers were fascinating, and although I wish I could have recorded it, I guess that’s a bit daft as it’s going to be broadcast in February anyway. Whether or not ‘my’ question makes the final edit remains to be seen!

BBC Council Chamber Book Club recording

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Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.